
There were 4 of us in the queue at the local post office, only one person serving.
She picked up one of these cards that plays a sound when you open it and when she opened it it farted loudly!
She quickly closed it, put it back on the shelf and acted as if nothing had happened.
Oh how i wish i could control myself!
She looked at me in horror, and turned away which made me laugh even more!
I tried not to honest i did but it just made my shoulders go up and down and then i snorted again!
At this point i had to make the decision whether to leave or stay but there was not question, i needed to post the parcels.
But no, the more i tried to control myself, the funnier i found it!
After what seemed an age, the lady in front of me got to the till her shoulders had visibly stiffened over the past few minutes, and she had never once looked back at me, despite hearing weird snorting noises!
She shot out of the shop nearly as quickly as me when she was served!
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